Have you ever been to a deportation party?
This is the invitation my roomates sent out this weekend about our cookout…I was asleep at the time and only realized they made this when I got the email. while it makes countless cracks at me I thought it was still a pretty entertaining read and thus worth sharing.
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RE: Have you ever been to a deportation party?
To celebrate the beginning of summer, the close of my time at my current place of employment, and the upcoming deportation of my roommate and renowned gentleman-of-leisure Luigi Casas, my roommates and I will be hosting a cookout on Saturday, May 20 (weather permitting). The forecast is partly cloudy with temperatures in the mid-70s. If that changes, we’ll let you know our alternative plan. We hope you will join us, as this will be one of the last opportunities to hang out with Luigi before his student visa expires and he is forcibly removed from the United States (unless we can convince one of our female guests to marry him for his green card…Courtney, I’m talking to you).
We will supply meat, cold beverages, and quite possibly the thrill of seeing Luigi smoking in his bathrobe, which is terrycloth and way too short (that ought to get the ladies’ attention). Our only request is that you bring a side dish or preferred drinks of some sort to share with everyone. Please invite anyone you want. We expect an interesting crowd, of course, and a good deal of lively discussion about pending immigration reforms. Be sure to RSVP and let us know what you will bring. This will help us avoid the horror of having 47 bags of the same type of chips. Also, if you have something special you would want us to cook (veggie burgers, etc), feel free to bring it.
Hope to see you all this weekend
Sean P McDonnell
What: First Annual Kicking-Luigi-Out-Of-America Cookout
When: 1 p.m., Saturday, May 20, 2006
Where: 809 N. Highland St., Arlington, VA (About 2 blocks south of the Clarendon Metro stop…let me know if you need more detailed directions)
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For everyones information, my bathrobe is fucking awesome, and yes this does signal the end of my tenure at the United States of the Americas, I will be home June 2, 2006, possibly studying for the GREs or GMATTS (still not sure what the hell i want to master in) so I can make it back to the states for grad school eeeh, between 2007-2009. No rush. But yeah, 3 weeks and I’m home. bowchickawowow…
I’ll be back to writing more boring current events stuff shortly.
